http://www.turnipnetwork.com What your favorite morning show would be, without the FCC. en Copyright 2009, Turnip Network turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com (Tim Glinatsis) Liberated Syndication - libsyn.com podcasts@libsyn.com (Liberated Syndication) Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:01:00 GMT 180 It's like your favorite morning zoo - but without animals, mornings, or laugh tracks. Turnip Soup is a weekly podcast covering offbeat news with a sprinkle of tech, a dash of politics, and a whole boatload of laughs. news, fun, tech, television, comedy, talk show, laugh, kings point, funny, humor Turnip Network tglinatsis@gmail.com Tim Glinatsis http://libsyn.com/podcasts/turnipnetwork/images/ts-podcastimage.jpg http://www.turnipnetwork.com http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=545702#
This week's Turnip Soup show is very spooky. Just talking about this week's show could bring about demonic intervention. Look out behind you!

Join Tim, Parker, Bryan, Sarah and NutZach for a trip through their scariest memories. Ouija boards, haunted hotels, possessed beatboxing...it's all here.

Thanks for listening and spreading the word. Call the voicemail at 407-5TURNIP!
]]> MP3 Edition Thu, 5 Nov 2009 03:01:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=545702# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:34:54 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, halloween, ouija, scary Turnip Network This is some scary shiz. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=541705#
It's time for Turnip Soup, and it's the 116th show. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach and Sarah for this week's trip through the world of wonder.

If you love the show, you'll love this one...and because we're short on time, we're skipping on detailed show notes. So go listen.

Cheers.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:47:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=541705# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:34:24 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse Turnip Network Chillin' No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=536447#
Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Sarah for Turnip Soup episode 115 - the show featuring the world's worst sound. It always comes from the last place you'd expect it...except in this case, where it comes from exactly where you'd expect.

We've got news stories abound, a recap of trips to Minnesota, and a quick refresher of our fabled Poo Monologues.

Enjoy.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:12:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=536447# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:58:51 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse Turnip Network Whistle laugh! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534975#
It's time to welcome another TS virgin. That's right, it's Aaron's maiden voyage on the Turnip Soup show.

Parker has an embarrassing encounter with a couch cushion, and some P90X ambition. The rest of the crew have almost two hours of nonsense, all of which is absolutely the funniest you've ever heard. Ever.

We're weak on the show notes this week, so we're weak on the show notes. Sue us. Just listen, kick back and enjoy.
]]> MP3 Edition Thu, 8 Oct 2009 01:40:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=534975# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:03:26 funny, laugh, cougars, swimming, kings point, san diego, talk show, comic-con, comics, bluetooth, chuck norris, p90x Turnip Network It's dark and spotty. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=531555#
We're not drinking at all this week. Weird, but kinda fun...in a purely "remember everything tomorrow, don't slur your words and make semi-intelligible jokes" kinda way.

Don't miss out as the group invents Harry Potter TV shows to replace the waning series. They're talking abotu House, death panels, big feet, and generating power for your personal electronics. The Bud Light commercials and personal introduction songs are on the menu this week, just as samurai swords are chopping off hands during break-ins.

Cougar cruises, piracy and crazy lawsuits...they're all on the docket.

Whattya think? Should we go booze-free more often? Give us a call: 407-5TURNIP and speak your mind. Cheers, and keep spreading the word.
]]> MP3 Edition Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:20:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=531555# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:08:59 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse, cougars, bud light, commerc Turnip Network We're coherent! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=528486#
You might think that this show is tame. You might think that we don't have enough to talk about to really fire up the airwaves. Just ask the breakers in Zach's place.

Join Tim, BM, Sarah, Jackie and Michelle as they welcome Asian Tim to his first show...and the crew gets so into it, they blow out the power in Zach's house.

The topics are all over the map again this week...but it's guaranteed to be a great show. With only two cursing edits, we almost set a show record. Keep spreading the word, and thanks for listening.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:49:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=528486# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:09:52 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse Turnip Network Snap, crackle, pop! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=524498#
This week's episode of Turnip Soup is officially in the house. You won't want to miss most of this goodness...

...especially when we give you instructions on how to speak Canadian.

Join Tim, Parker, Sarah, NutZach and BM for a wide, wide variety of topics and a boatload of laughter.
]]> MP3 Edition Wed, 9 Sep 2009 23:24:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=524498# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:55:36 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse Turnip Network Chitty chat click block. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522095#
It's true!

Join the whole crew for an absolute laugh stock, in this week's show. We bring back the rap intro, manslaughter, and monster trucks.

Tim admits dumping episode 109 because of a technical error, they talk spankings, football innuendos, weddings, hairiness, nakedness, lottery winnings, shooting incidents among football players, fatness, and SATs.

Don't miss a beat, get the TS word on the street.
]]> MP3 Edition Thu, 3 Sep 2009 01:01:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=522095# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:35:27 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse Turnip Network Women are smart, too... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=517063#
It's the 108th episode of Turnip Soup, which means...you guessed it: absolutely nothing.

Join the crew as they chat about medicinal marijuana, Redneck James' new son (Ryker!), Bryan's texting, and a whole slew of intermediary explicitry.

Just when you thought things were done, you end up in the midst of a sing along. It's not your usual sing along, though, so standby to standby.

Enjoy. And tell your friends.
]]> MP3 Edition Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:40:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=517063# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:39:56 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse Turnip Network How great is this song? No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=511288#
Rawr!

It's 107 time. Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for another episode that will make you question your life's purpose.

This time around, we're hitting things like betting at the races, the walk of shame, cougars in Del Mar, holding your nose while swimming, movie reviews, Chuck Norris jokes, camping, tug of war, Comic-Con, Falcor, bluetooth, manslaughter, texting while driving...and a whole bunch more.

Thanks to Zach for picking up the show notes - again. And thanks to all of you who keep calling in. You're making this roll.
]]> MP3 Edition Tue, 4 Aug 2009 02:59:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=511288# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:36:25 funny, laugh, cougars, swimming, kings point, san diego, talk show, comic-con, comics, bluetooth, chuck norris Turnip Network There's an art to this. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=508400#
It's been 40 years since Woodstock, 40 years since Americans landed on the moon, and 40 years since Keith Richards looked human.

Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Sarah for an action-packed Turnip Soup episode; number 106.

We're talking Iowa, Zach's angst, Bryan's upcoming triathlon, Girls Gone Wild, Woodstock, reflections, and assassinations.  Car racing is in the mix, the Late Show (Conan or Letterman?) and movie reviews stop in for a spell.

There are people killing themselves over iPhones, people being debaptized, masses changing their religion (pun intended), towers changing names, suns being blocked and scary plane flights all around.

Enjoy.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:51:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=508400# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:47:49 funny, comedy, laugh, kings point, san diego, talk show, iowa, racing, iphone, debaptized, eclipse Turnip Network Woodstock happened the same year as the moon landing?! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=505261#
It's about time. It's the final frontier. It's another proverbial statement full of obscurity and fantasy. It's the 105th episode of the Turnip Soup show.

Fans, you'll be glad to know that Tim, BM, Parker, NutZach and Sarah are on their A games this week. First time listeners: you'll be glad to know that the first 104 episodes are available for you to download tonight.

Join the squad as Parker tries to tell another ticket story (this is becoming often, right?), Zach brags of break dancing in San Jose, and Bryan nearly kills his biking buddies.

The Burger King guy is creepy, and we love him for that.

We've got UFC, voicemails, bearded midget ladies, brothel discounts, governmental IOUs, sex on the brain and rollerblading on the agenda. All of that is true - except for the rollerblading.

This week's special: when will Parker and Tim actually hug? The tension is getting uncomfortable...

Enjoy, and thanks for supporting the show.
]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:16:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=505261# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:30:23 funny, san diego, biking, kings point, humor, burger king, ticket, police, breakdancing, ufc, midgets, ious, sex, rollerblading Turnip Network You might want to think about it! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=502570#
Once in a while, it's clear that things need to change. This week was a really difficult week for some of us, and you'll sense it on the show. Parker is avoiding the "break up" discussion with his hairdresser, and it's getting uncomfortable.

For a change, the crew hits a whole slew of news stories, and talks at length about massage parlors.

There's a serious lack of commitment on the part of the "note takers" on the show, and a subsequent absence of material for these show notes. But trust us: there's an hour and a half of stuff in the show. Write back with your version of the show notes, and we'll swap 'em out for these. Really.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:28:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=502570# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:32:56 funny, comedy, laugh, talk show, turnip soup, usmma, san diego Turnip Network There comes a time. A time for change. A time for time telling. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=499711#
Welcome back to the Turnip Soup show, featuring your favorite Turnip Soup hosts: Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Huff Daddy. With another unfortunate travel-induced break between episodes, this week's show is loaded with catch up fun.

It wouldn't be a media program if we didn't talk a little bit about Michael Jackson, right? We do so for the requisite period of time, then launch into the real topics.

Sarah's Canadian trip was fun, kids are getting hit with meteorites, Huff Daddy drives through hurricanes for dentist work, and much, much more.

Thanks for listening, folks. Please keep spreading the word!
]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 5 Jul 2009 23:55:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=499711# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:48:41 funny, comedy, laugh, talk show, michael jackson, kings point Turnip Network You've been struck by...a smooth hymnal. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494371#
Join Tim, Parker, BM, Sarah and Huff Daddy for the 102nd episode of Turnip Soup. There's a bunch going on this week, but we don't really talk about any of that. Instead, the gang dances like a beautiful butterfly around meaningful topics.

Parker talked his way out of a ticket. Huff Daddy has talked his way into tickets in ten states, and considers trying for all fifty. HD had a tooth removed, and is on drugs. Tim's dog Chewy was hit by a car, so the group suffers through the story.

If you're Korean, chances are good that you love Parker; and if you're a hippo, with the sneezes, you'll act like you like Parker.

The HD is getting serious with his new squeeze. But we saw that coming, right?

And...Talk Smack Trivia makes a comeback. It's been a while, so we know you'll love it.

Thanks for listening, spreading the word, and generally being awesome.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:25:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=494371# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:44:37 funny, comedy, humor, kings point, talk show, laugh, trivia, tickets, police, dentist, tooth Turnip Network Funny does NOT equal stupid. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=488802#
Finally!

We've finally made it to and through the 100th episode of Turnip Soup, and there's a bunch to catch up on. This week's show recaps the party, and flies through a wide variety of topics.

You won't want to miss discussion on washing bed sheets (how often?) and towels. It's not as obvious as you might have guessed.

The team talks through some antics at Petco Park, and argues about the commonality of pedicures. They run through some upcoming concerts, what's hot (and what's not), and then satisfy CD with some Mana.

Turnip Soup is now being recorded live, and you can listen in. Check out the right sidebar of turnipnetwork.com for times and links.

Thanks for supporting the show!
]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 7 Jun 2009 16:49:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=488802# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:47:06 funny, comedy, kings point, talk show, sheets, towels, sports, concerts, party, flip cup, laugh Turnip Network The 100th party is over, and the team is amped up for hilarity. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479850#
Awwww...!

The crew is back for another slamtastic episode of Turnip Soup. It's the 101st - which is one more than 99, clearly. Join Tim, NutZach, Huff Daddy, Sarah and BM for toilet snakes, Comic-Con, listener voicemails and more.

Oh yah, the Huff Daddy is in love.

The crew talks about times when they ran away as kids, things they're most afraid of, and a whole *ton* of other random topics.

Enjoy.

]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 17 May 2009 16:25:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=479850# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:48:12 funny, humor, comedy, talk show, kings point, laugh, snakes, fears, san diego, comic-con, news Turnip Network This one's a keeper. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=476643# MP3 Edition Sun, 10 May 2009 15:24:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=476643# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:03:45 funny, kings point, comedy, laugh, talk show, san diego, college, entertainment, sports, golf, music Turnip Network Cover your mouth, you swine! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=463671#
***Call the voicemail: 619-377-0549***

The next Turnip Soup episode is here, and it's smarter than a fifth grader. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Sarah for another trip through the funny, with stops at silly, ridiculous and shocking. Service is still running weekly, and fares are lower than they've ever been.

We've got the usual random ramblings through the intro, but we're quick to jump into a review of Sarah's eHarmony profile, a few voicemails from potential suitors for Sarah, and some guidance on how she should finish it. There's a lot of mileage left to gain on the eHarmony front...so we're in it to win it.

Don't think that's all in store; there's an hour and a half of amusement in this episode. 

Cheers!]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:34:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=463671# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:44:39 eharmony, funny, turnip soup, turnip network, comedy, laugh, talk show, kings point, san diego Turnip Network Let's make a match Yes http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=456288#
It's the 97th episode of Turnip Soup - your favorite weekly bowl of laughs. This week, join Tim, Sarah, Parker, BM and Huff Daddy as they roll through an hour and a half of fun...mixed just for you.

The gang recaps some exceptional stories from the past week, some listener voice mails, and the in-depth results of a show-wide personality test. That's right: don't miss the personality dissection of each TS member. Who will you be most like?

As a special treat, the crew revisits some classic Poo Monologues...who could miss that?

Cheers.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 20 Apr 2009 03:31:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=456288# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:37:18 funny, comedy, podcast, turnip, kings point, laugh, talk show, san diego Turnip Network Personalities abound... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=451263# MP3 Edition Sun, 5 Apr 2009 20:14:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=451263# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, kings point, comedy, laugh, talk show, san diego, college, entertainment, sports, golf, music Turnip Network Hilarity, parody and clarity. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=449455# MP3 Edition Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:54:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=449455# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, talk show, filibuster, odd news, radio, turnip, kings point, san diego Turnip Network Filibuster be gone! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444203# MP3 Edition Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:02:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=444203# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:38:25 funny, kings point, comedy, laugh, talk show, san diego, college, entertainment, sports, golf, music Turnip Network Oh good lord...you didn't say that! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=436211#
It's another Turnip Soup episode - the 92nd, to be exact. We've got Tim, NutZach, BM and Sarah...you've got a laughter attack.

There's some serious rhyming happening this week. Stay tuned, listen up, and sneak a righteous peak; the guys sing all of Ice, Ice Baby...Sarah listens, which makes her a nice, nice lady.

Monkeys are being shot, and that's not a joke; Minnesota's teeming with cougars, it's good to be a bloke. Complete that song, sing the next words; Sarah finally sings, BM slings turds.

Enjoy this latest show, we had fun a time...and in case you didn't notice, these shownotes are one big rhyme.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:56:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=436211# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:39:03 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=431343# MP3 Edition Mon, 9 Feb 2009 04:23:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=431343# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, talk show, island, jokes, laugh, kings point, san diego Turnip Network We're crazy. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=430099# MP3 Edition Thu, 5 Feb 2009 03:13:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=430099# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:47:34 funny, comedy, obama, president, podcast, san diego, talk, laugh, talk show, morning show, radio Turnip Network Oh, President! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=423926#
Allllllllright! It's Turnip Soup time, and this 89th episode is just what the hungriest podcast consumers are clamoring for. Join Tim, BM, and Huff Daddy as they recover from some excellent gyros, and bring you another show of lambasting ecstasy. Nut Zach is cajoling with an old friend this week, and wasn't able to make the show...the guys managed to recover.

Don't miss their recap of last week's football games, some quick movie review action from Huff Daddy, an enactment of various personalities in the football huddle, the "what dog are you?" conversation, Bryan's visit to the cobbler, and some "Name That Artist" to bring it all home.

Toodles, noodles and poodles.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:35:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=423926# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:33:25 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network BM is a chow. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422812# MP3 Edition Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:48:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=422812# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, podcast, kings point, san diego, turnip, turnip soup, turnip network, barack, obama, news, sports, relationships Turnip Network Whoa! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419098# MP3 Edition Mon, 5 Jan 2009 01:57:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=419098# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:36:01 funny, turnip network, turnip soup, laugh, comedy, humor, talk show, san diego, kings point Turnip Network It's 2009! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415632# MP3 Edition Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:39:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=415632# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, podcast, kings point, san diego, turnip, turnip soup, turnip network, barack, obama, news, sports, relationships Turnip Network It's that time of year! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=410737#
The bad news last week was that Thursday night football coincided with the regularly-scheduled Turnip Soup recording. The good news was that the guys improvised, and put together their take on sportscasting.

That's right, a big chunk of this episode is the guys' collective take on what sportscasting should be like. If you like football, you'll love this show. If you hate football, you'll find this show amusing...but chances are good that you'll be sending us hate mail.

Join Tim, BM, NutZach, Redneck James and Huff Daddy for this week's dose of TS.

...and send John Madden a note: "do it that way!"
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 8 Dec 2008 04:48:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=410737# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:15:23 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio, football, nfl, chargers, raiders, sports Turnip Network It's good! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409270#
This is the most impromptu Turnip Soup episode to date, starting with BM and Tim sitting on the couch at the BM/NutZach pad. HuffDaddy joins the fray a few minutes in...

...and the guys have been drinking (HuffDaddy notwithstanding, of course). The topics are all over the map, though to be frank, the show notes have gone missing. In truth, we're fairly confident there's an expletive or two thrown in to the mix; but again, the show notes (and our editing triggers) have gone missing.

In true Thanksgiving spirit, we give you the 84th episode of TS. This one's unfiltered, unstructured, and just plain fun. We think.

Cheers!
]]> MP3 Edition Wed, 3 Dec 2008 03:55:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=409270# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:00:59 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network Uhh..Turkey! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=406637# MP3 Edition Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:13:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=406637# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:43:01 funny, turnip network, turnip soup, laugh, comedy, humor, talk show, san diego, kings point Turnip Network Inside the pleasure of drugs... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=403876# MP3 Edition Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:03:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=403876# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:46:38 funny, turnip network, turnip soup, laugh, comedy, humor, talk show, san diego, kings point Turnip Network Oh goodness gracious... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=401835# MP3 Edition Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:34:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=401835# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:38:27 funny, comedy, podcast, kings point, san diego, turnip, turnip soup, turnip network, barack, obama, news, sports, relationships Turnip Network Congratulations, Barack. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399150# MP3 Edition Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:39:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=399150# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, humor, laugh, podcast, turnip soup, san diego, kings point, turnip network Turnip Network Dress this up! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=393615#
After a show that had us all hanging our head in shame (TS78), the TS gang was determined to find the zone early in 79. Mission accomplished.

Join Tim, CD, Huff Daddy and NutZach for a wild ride in episode 79, including topics like:

- Suit against God thrown out of court for lack of address
- Northern Englanders have poop on their hands
- Obama in video games. Grand Theft Auto. As a hooker (jokes).
- Don't mixup salt and rust remover
- How urine soothes the hands
- If you cremate her in the backyard, they will come (and arrest you)
- Beethoven, or fine?
- This or thats
- Imagination
- Kick-Ass Composers...
- ...and more.

w00t!
]]> MP3 Edition Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:14:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=393615# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:57:18 funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network Thank Goodness! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=392017#
It's time for episode 78 of Turnip Soup - the podcast about everything and nothing at the exact same time. This week finds Tim, BM, Huff Daddy, Redneck James and Parker at the Redneck Compound...and things are tough!

You won't want to miss this episode as the guys try to find the motivation and energy to perform for you, hitting on topics like:

- Zimbabwe soccer player drowns while cleansing evil spirits
- Fat people prevent airplanes from taking off
- This or thats
- New segment: Imagination
- Name That Artist
- Some political chit-chat
- What the world would be like if Obama was Darth Vader
- ...and quite a bit more.

Word to the vocab.
]]> MP3 Edition Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:20:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=392017# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:36:11 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network We're boring. Seriously. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=387979#
You poor, poor TS fans...it's been a whole week! Tim and CD went to New York, HuffDaddy went throughout the midwest, and no TS was the result last week. So we've staggered this release.

Join Tim, NutZach, CD and HuffDaddy for two more hours of unbridled awesomeness. They're all over, with some really enjoyable highlights:

- Monday Night Football recap
- The barbecue disaster, and Bryan's heroics
- David Blaine's latest feat; we're better than him
- Attack of the Scottish Sea Eagles!
- Our very first segment of "Kick-Ass Composers"
- and much more.

Enjoy. We're back in the swing of things this week.
]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 5 Oct 2008 20:55:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=387979# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:54:46 funny, comedy, turnip soup, turnip network, talk show, fun, jokes, laugh Turnip Network Song sung drunk... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=382960#
It's another Turnip Soup episode, and just in time...it's been a week since the last. Join Tim, NutZach, CD and HuffDaddy for this week's barrel of chuckles, basket of blasphemy, and satchel of sarcasm. You won't want to miss these gems:

- What actor would play you in a movie?
- Hasselhoff vs. Astley: whose video is worse?
- Special discovery: The Hoff stole from the Village People
- This or thats..and a bunch of 'em
- HuffDaddy's childhood stories (drugs, sex, more drugs)
- Poo Monologues
- ...and some other goodies.

Salud!
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:46:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=382960# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:50:04 funny, comedy, turnip soup, turnip network, talk show, fun, jokes, laugh Turnip Network Come on, admit it: you're John Belushi. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=380410#
In this 75th episode of Turnip Soup, you'll join Tim, CD, NutZach, HuffDaddy and Redneck James for the usual assortment of hilarity, insight and amusement.

Join the gang as they bounce around:

- James buys a house
- HuffDaddy gets hit on by Chargers' Girls
- Man drinks and drives all the time in New Mexico
- Nigerian man with 80+ wives, 170+ kids told to knock it off
- Talk Smack Trivia (with a twist!)
- Where were you on 9/11?
- Poo Monologues
- ...and more.

Enjoy, amigos.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:51:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=380410# 02:12:09 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network Go America! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=375506#
That's right, after work prevented us from doing a show last week, we're back on the wagon with just over two hours of slap-happy sophomorism. Join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach and HuffDaddy for your favorite show about everything and nothing at the exact same time. Topics include:

- The Farting Preacher 2; funniest thing ever
- Poo Monologues
- Bryan meets Batman in Hollywood
- HuffDaddy and NutZach's escapade at the Radiohead concert
- Parker's "moving" trip to Korea
- ...and a Name That Artist segment that really rocks the hizouse.

Salud.
]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 7 Sep 2008 15:44:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=375506# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:01:05 funny, comedy, turnip soup, turnip network, talk show, fun, jokes, laugh Turnip Network It's good to be back. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371536#
Now that CD and Tim are finished mountain biking in Mammoth, and NutZach is finished serving the country, the TS gang is back in the house. Parker's abroad on business, but Huff Daddy rounds out the crew to bring you an action-packed show.

Huff Daddy and NutZach take over show intros
Mountain Dew: does it shrink your jewels?
You just got rick rolled!
The funniest voicemail line in history
Why are female Olympians paid less than males? We'll tell you why!
Poo Monologues
Name that Artist
...and one oodles more.

Sweet. No video this week, but only because we're too busy editing up the Mammoth footage. Hang tight for
more next week.]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:04:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=371536# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:00:27 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio, olympics, mountain biking, navy Turnip Network Take those sponsorships, and run! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=367076#
In the 72nd episode of Turnip Soup, you'll be spending some time with Tim, Parker, CD, and Huff Daddy while they do their first show in the House That Huff Daddy Built. NutZach's off serving the country, so the rest of the crew is left to serve you up a dish of delicious disarray, dung and disenfranchisement.

- Why Brett Favre has lost the respect of everyone on the planet
- How guys and chicks just can't really be friends. Really.
- Why chicks and gay guys are such good buddies
- The world's hardest Talk Smack Trivia game
- Huff Daddy's "Name That Artist" run, Round 2
- Poo Monologues
- ...and a ton in between.

Enjoy.
]]> MP3 Edition Sat, 9 Aug 2008 18:55:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=367076# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:04:13 funny, comedy, turnip soup, turnip network, talk show, fun, jokes, laugh, nfl, green bay packers, nfl, brett favre, favre Turnip Network You aren't cool, anymore. Brett. Jerk. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365285#
That's right, the TS Gang is not only all together to provide you with this week's show, but they've also got more guests hanging out for the fun of it. Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Redneck James as they run through a week's worth of banter, noise, laughter and general hodgepodgery.

- Pete makes his first appearance since episode 12!
- Tim returns from Houston, loves it, hates it.
- Sink 'em and Drink 'em; late Vegas guys, Parker the Arm Wrestler
- Huff Daddy's pullover experience
- This or thats
- Tim's airplane observation rant
- What would you wear for the rest of your life?
- Anti-theme songs; what song is your anti-song?
- Huff Daddy's turn at the Name That Artist segment
- ...and a guarantee that there's more.

Enjoy.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 4 Aug 2008 05:45:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=365285# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:10:20 funny, comedy, turnip soup, turnip network, talk show, fun, jokes, laugh Turnip Network This much fun should be illegal. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363117#
Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach and HuffDaddy for episode numero setenta! We're back in the shack of Bryan and Zach, bringin' a podcast attack, with a pound of beans in a sack. Just when you thought this show was all about laughing and having fun, the guys dive into topics like these:

- Batman sounds like the Cable Guy. Or not.
- Is Big Bird a murderer?
- This or thats (and some good ones, this week)
- Zach's tree-hugger status
- Tim's embarrassing story of the week
- Name That Artist
- ..and a truckload more.

Word to your mom. And if she's not there, hit your dad up.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:21:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=363117# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:56:32 funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network We invent verbs all the time. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360882#
That's right - we've got Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Moondoggie in the house for an eventful couple of hours, with spot appearances by Pearl and SV.

There's a ton of laughter this week, including topics:

- Another dude runs out of gas
- Parker gets a haircut, betrays his loyalties
- More Poo Monologues
- Tomatoes are safe
- A pizza parlor robbery...by the clerk's parents
- This or That
- Name That Artist
- ..and much, much more.

Enjoy. Tell your friends. Be awesome.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:36:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=360882# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:08:27 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network Loyalty stops when your hairdresser isn't around. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358586#
Well, we're back in the swing of things now. Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, and Ashley as they welcome Moondoggie (Kevin) to his first show. It's taken us a week to recover from Episode 67, but progress has been good. You don't want to miss this week's goodies, including:

- Tim runs out of gas (most embarrassing story this week)
- Tim crosses the jumper cables (most embarrassing story ever)
- Tales of speeding tickets; why is the chick the only one who never gets out of 'em?
- NutZach does pilates
- More Poo Monologue entries, and the announcement of poomonologues.com
- Name That Artist

Rock the house.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 14 Jul 2008 02:32:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=358586# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:34:24 funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network This is the most embarrassing show of all time. Embarrassing. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=356173#
The TS crew is back this week to bring your Turnip Soup-Free month to an end. That's right, after a major technical disaster (read: divine intervention) took episode 66 away from us, we assembled the troops and took the weekend by storm. It's Independence Day weekend, and we can't think of a better way to start three days off than with a little TS in Tim J.'s backyard.  Join Tim, Parker, Huff Daddy, NutZach, Bryan and Deb for some awesomeness:

- Bryan's new nickname (any guesses?)
- CD's Navy Duty, and how appreciative we are for his service
- Name that teenage girl song, Bryan
- Who's the best roommate?
- ...and a bunch more.

Word.
]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 6 Jul 2008 17:57:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=356173# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network Guess who's got a new nickname...? No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351996#
After a week off, the TS guys are stoked to bring you a new episode, and nearly two hours of fun. Back (by popular demand) is Huff Daddy, and he joins Tim, NutZach, BM and Parker for a roller coaster of topics.

Grab a brew and sit back while the guys cover:

- Bryan's special request for a new nickname
- The US Open, our hot dog serving skills
- Another batch of "This or That"
- Zach's family reunion
- Stay at home dads
- The largest collection of toilet text messages
- ...and quite a bit more.

Thanks for listening. Be sure to submit your ideas for Bryan's new nickname to turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com

]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:02:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=351996# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 02:04:08 funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network When a host wants a new nickname, it's serious business. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347707#
The Turnip Soup core four has readied up another dish for your enjoyment. That's right, join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for the 64th entry in this competition of sarcasm, hilarity and blasphemy.

- Bryan listens to Shakira, denies it
- How to properly perform a citizens arrest
- Listener email, dating advice
- How dating is like every sport on earth
- "This or That"
- A few random news stories
- ...and a collection of things too random to list here.

Enjoy the show. Breakfast burritos.
]]> MP3 Edition Sun, 8 Jun 2008 23:26:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=347707# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network Know your rights, your duties, and how to get your butt kicked. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=345453#
The TS crew is back to bring you this 63rd episode (in the series that persists like a bad rash). Everyone's back from Big Bear, and with a few workdays under their belt, a sense of normalcy approaches. Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Parker for a rip-roaring slamfest that bounces, skips and careens all over your iPod.

- "How not to do an intro"
- Big Bear (TS62) trip recap
- Listener emails
- The name of Parker's hockey team, and what it should be
- How video games are like real life
- Who owns what sport (macho comparison)
- More potty time text messages
- The broken commode on the Space Station
- ...and a bunch more.

Word.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 2 Jun 2008 02:07:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=345453# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com big bear, mountain biking, mtb, funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network It's just four of us! Like the old days... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343475#
So Tim, BM and NutZach spent the Memorial Day weekend riding their mountain bikes around the Big Bear area..and they brought the girls with them! Listen in while Jackie, Natalie and Ashley hop into the fray this week, straight from the cabin in beautiful Big Bear, CA.

- Paper vs. plastic
- BM drops the wine, entire town shuts down
- Just how hickabilly is Big Bear?
- Riding update, tales of spills
- Tim's daughter shuts down the power, kills show for fifteen minutes
- Professional sports team anthems
- Gin and Juice
- ...and an unruly game of Talk Smack Trivia.

Salud!
]]> MP3 Edition Tue, 27 May 2008 03:26:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=343475# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio, mountain biking, mtb, big bear Turnip Network Straight from the mountains of the San Bernadino forest... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340733#
It's time for another serving of Turnip Soup, and Tim, BM, NutZach, Parker and Redneck James are in the kitchen. Join the guys as they saunter through the world of wonderment, and hit on things like:

- The art of stealing an ATM
- Taco Trucks: "The Great Roach Coach Debacle"
- Girl sells 17,328 Girl Scout cookies, still can't afford a pony
- 10-year-old kid kicks ass in college
- When there are no seats, grab the airplane bathroom
- How to survive a shark attack
- Alien sightings; Britain is loaded with UFOs
- The Jedi Church, and its clash with Vader
- "I hear the fan," and Tim's idiocy
- ...and the "Name That Artist" game to end all games

Live long, and prospect.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 19 May 2008 00:47:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=340733# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:53:29 funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network Ticketmaster wishes it could sell tickets to this show... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=338267#
It's episode 60 time, and Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, DD and Ashley (SV) are in the house turning on lights, pulling down the covers and generally serving up your weekly dose of hilarity. Mrs. Diaz made Turnip Soup cupcakes (don't miss the show video at turnipnetwork.com), and the mood is awesome as the group covers:

- Pet cleaning tips (read: dig at Tim's hairy clothes)
- Cell phone answering at work, including the now-famous meeting clip
- Non-stick chewing gum is on the rise
- Stripping rugby players
- Slummy tours in Rio de Janeiro
- Maids sleeping with up and coming young men
- Lying to the police is bad
- Scooping your way out of prison (mud walls help)
- Dog poop ruins your trip to the aquarium
- ...and a whole lot more.

Cheers.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 12 May 2008 00:52:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=338267# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, talk show, kings point, hilarious, laugh, radio Turnip Network There aren't any cupcakes on the Pain Train! No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336119#
The TS guys are back - bigger, badder and frost-brewed for that refreshing taste that just doesn't stop. Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker are joined by HuffDaddy for his first show, and the topics are like ketchup on a newspaper: awesome.

- Chilean towns give out free Viagra
- Text messaging can catch burglars
- The people of Lesbos are straight, and unhappy
- Does your truck have nads? Take 'em off, maybe..
- Ask her to prom, show your butt to do so
- Explain the urban dictionary phrase
- True or false? Guess what snopes says..
- ...and a bunch more.

Cheers.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 5 May 2008 17:39:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=336119# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, laugh, morning show, talk show, kings point Turnip Network Can you smell that? Clean http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333715#
That's right, folks, the TS gang is back and better than ever. This week, join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach and Redneck James for almost two hours of fun - including one of the hardest laugh sessions in the history of the show.

You don't want to miss great topics like:

- Church that holds service in a bar
- Japanese high school pitcher gives up 66 runs in 1 1/3 innings
- How to commit seppuku
- The 'Drink 'em and Sink 'em' recap
- Mascot tackling
- Some awesome Napoleon Dynamite jazz
- Another round of 'Name That Artist'
- ...and more.

Booyall.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:35:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333715# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network This is funny. Really. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=330689# MP3 Edition Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:08:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=330689# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, kings point, usmma, dungeons and dragons, d&d, talk show Turnip Network Holy cow, if only we knew... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=328310# MP3 Edition Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:44:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=328310# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:27:10 funny, comedy, kings point, mlb, baseball, laugh, talk show, morning show, golf, phone, music, birthdays Turnip Network Dr. Feelgood helps the MLB, and the TS guys help themselves to an hour of laughs. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=325589# MP3 Edition Sun, 6 Apr 2008 19:10:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=325589# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, humor, laugh, comedy, morning show, sports, wombat, transformers, kings point, usmma, academy Turnip Network It's amazing what you can learn on this show. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323497# MP3 Edition Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323497# 01:35:53 comedy, funny, humor, kings point, usmma, laugh, talk show, zoo, radio, general, entertainment Turnip Network Two weeks away makes for one heck of a return! No