http://www.turnipnetwork.com Turnip Soup is a weekly comedy roundtable that bounces off the news and into a bowl of sophomoric, sarcastic bliss. en Copyright 2007-2008, Turnip Network tim@turnipnetwork.com Liberated Syndication - libsyn.com podcasts@libsyn.com (Liberated Syndication) Mon, 12 May 2008 00:52:00 GMT 180 It's like your favorite morning zoo - but without animals, mornings, or laugh tracks. Turnip Soup is a weekly podcast covering offbeat news with a sprinkle of tech, a dash of politics, and a whole boatload of laughs. news, fun, tech, television, comedy, talk show, laugh, kings point, funny, humor Turnip Network tglinatsis@gmail.com Tim Glinatsis http://libsyn.com/podcasts/turnipnetwork/images/ts-podcastimage.jpg http://www.turnipnetwork.com No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=338267#
It's episode 60 time, and Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, DD and Ashley (SV) are in the house turning on lights, pulling down the covers and generally serving up your weekly dose of hilarity. Mrs. Diaz made Turnip Soup cupcakes (don't miss the show video at turnipnetwork.com), and the mood is awesome as the group covers:

- Pet cleaning tips (read: dig at Tim's hairy clothes)
- Cell phone answering at work, including the now-famous meeting clip
- Non-stick chewing gum is on the rise
- Stripping rugby players
- Slummy tours in Rio de Janeiro
- Maids sleeping with up and coming young men
- Lying to the police is bad
- Scooping your way out of prison (mud walls help)
- Dog poop ruins your trip to the aquarium
- ...and a whole lot more.

Cheers.
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The TS guys are back - bigger, badder and frost-brewed for that refreshing taste that just doesn't stop. Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker are joined by HuffDaddy for his first show, and the topics are like ketchup on a newspaper: awesome.

- Chilean towns give out free Viagra
- Text messaging can catch burglars
- The people of Lesbos are straight, and unhappy
- Does your truck have nads? Take 'em off, maybe..
- Ask her to prom, show your butt to do so
- Explain the urban dictionary phrase
- True or false? Guess what snopes says..
- ...and a bunch more.

Cheers.
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That's right, folks, the TS gang is back and better than ever. This week, join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach and Redneck James for almost two hours of fun - including one of the hardest laugh sessions in the history of the show.

You don't want to miss great topics like:

- Church that holds service in a bar
- Japanese high school pitcher gives up 66 runs in 1 1/3 innings
- How to commit seppuku
- The 'Drink 'em and Sink 'em' recap
- Mascot tackling
- Some awesome Napoleon Dynamite jazz
- Another round of 'Name That Artist'
- ...and more.

Booyall.
]]> MP3 Edition Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:35:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=333715# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, humor, talk show, baseball, music, college, kings point, usmma, Turnip Network This is funny. Really. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=330689# MP3 Edition Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:08:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=330689# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, comedy, kings point, usmma, dungeons and dragons, d&d, talk show Turnip Network Holy cow, if only we knew... No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=328310# MP3 Edition Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:44:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=328310# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com 01:27:10 funny, comedy, kings point, mlb, baseball, laugh, talk show, morning show, golf, phone, music, birthdays Turnip Network Dr. Feelgood helps the MLB, and the TS guys help themselves to an hour of laughs. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=325589# MP3 Edition Sun, 6 Apr 2008 19:10:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=325589# turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com funny, humor, laugh, comedy, morning show, sports, wombat, transformers, kings point, usmma, academy Turnip Network It's amazing what you can learn on this show. No http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323497# MP3 Edition Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT http://turnipnetwork.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=323497# 01:35:53 comedy, funny, humor, kings point, usmma, laugh, talk show, zoo, radio, general, entertainment Turnip Network Two weeks away makes for one heck of a return! No