Can those drinks!

We're not drinking at all this week. Weird, but kinda fun...in a purely "remember everything tomorrow, don't slur your words and make semi-intelligible jokes" kinda way.

Don't miss out as the group invents Harry Potter TV shows to replace the waning series. They're talking abotu House, death panels, big feet, and generating power for your personal electronics. The Bud Light commercials and personal introduction songs are on the menu this week, just as samurai swords are chopping off hands during break-ins.

Cougar cruises, piracy and crazy lawsuits...they're all on the docket.

Whattya think? Should we go booze-free more often? Give us a call: 407-5TURNIP and speak your mind. Cheers, and keep spreading the word.

Pop!

You might think that this show is tame. You might think that we don't have enough to talk about to really fire up the airwaves. Just ask the breakers in Zach's place.

Join Tim, BM, Sarah, Jackie and Michelle as they welcome Asian Tim to his first show...and the crew gets so into it, they blow out the power in Zach's house.

The topics are all over the map again this week...but it's guaranteed to be a great show. With only two cursing edits, we almost set a show record. Keep spreading the word, and thanks for listening.

Balalala...click!

This week's episode of Turnip Soup is officially in the house. You won't want to miss most of this goodness...

...especially when we give you instructions on how to speak Canadian.

Join Tim, Parker, Sarah, NutZach and BM for a wide, wide variety of topics and a boatload of laughter.

CALL THE VOICEMAIL: 407-5TURNIP (887647)

It's true!

Join the whole crew for an absolute laugh stock, in this week's show. We bring back the rap intro, manslaughter, and monster trucks.

Tim admits dumping episode 109 because of a technical error, they talk spankings, football innuendos, weddings, hairiness, nakedness, lottery winnings, shooting incidents among football players, fatness, and SATs.

Don't miss a beat, get the TS word on the street.