40 years!?

It's been 40 years since Woodstock, 40 years since Americans landed on the moon, and 40 years since Keith Richards looked human.

Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Sarah for an action-packed Turnip Soup episode; number 106.

We're talking Iowa, Zach's angst, Bryan's upcoming triathlon, Girls Gone Wild, Woodstock, reflections, and assassinations.  Car racing is in the mix, the Late Show (Conan or Letterman?) and movie reviews stop in for a spell.

There are people killing themselves over iPhones, people being debaptized, masses changing their religion (pun intended), towers changing names, suns being blocked and scary plane flights all around.

Enjoy.

Heh. Not quite.

It's about time. It's the final frontier. It's another proverbial statement full of obscurity and fantasy. It's the 105th episode of the Turnip Soup show.

Fans, you'll be glad to know that Tim, BM, Parker, NutZach and Sarah are on their A games this week. First time listeners: you'll be glad to know that the first 104 episodes are available for you to download tonight.

Join the squad as Parker tries to tell another ticket story (this is becoming often, right?), Zach brags of break dancing in San Jose, and Bryan nearly kills his biking buddies.

The Burger King guy is creepy, and we love him for that.

We've got UFC, voicemails, bearded midget ladies, brothel discounts, governmental IOUs, sex on the brain and rollerblading on the agenda. All of that is true - except for the rollerblading.

This week's special: when will Parker and Tim actually hug? The tension is getting uncomfortable...

Enjoy, and thanks for supporting the show.

"I'm sorry, but it's over."

Once in a while, it's clear that things need to change. This week was a really difficult week for some of us, and you'll sense it on the show. Parker is avoiding the "break up" discussion with his hairdresser, and it's getting uncomfortable.

For a change, the crew hits a whole slew of news stories, and talks at length about massage parlors.

There's a serious lack of commitment on the part of the "note takers" on the show, and a subsequent absence of material for these show notes. But trust us: there's an hour and a half of stuff in the show. Write back with your version of the show notes, and we'll swap 'em out for these. Really.

Can't stop 'til you get enough!

Welcome back to the Turnip Soup show, featuring your favorite Turnip Soup hosts: Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Huff Daddy. With another unfortunate travel-induced break between episodes, this week's show is loaded with catch up fun.

It wouldn't be a media program if we didn't talk a little bit about Michael Jackson, right? We do so for the requisite period of time, then launch into the real topics.

Sarah's Canadian trip was fun, kids are getting hit with meteorites, Huff Daddy drives through hurricanes for dentist work, and much, much more.

Thanks for listening, folks. Please keep spreading the word!