Straight from Big Bear Lake!

So Tim, BM and NutZach spent the Memorial Day weekend riding their mountain bikes around the Big Bear area..and they brought the girls with them! Listen in while Jackie, Natalie and Ashley hop into the fray this week, straight from the cabin in beautiful Big Bear, CA.

- Paper vs. plastic
- BM drops the wine, entire town shuts down
- Just how hickabilly is Big Bear?
- Riding update, tales of spills
- Tim's daughter shuts down the power, kills show for fifteen minutes
- Professional sports team anthems
- Gin and Juice
- ...and an unruly game of Talk Smack Trivia.

Salud!

Karaoke? Who needs karaoke?

It's time for another serving of Turnip Soup, and Tim, BM, NutZach, Parker and Redneck James are in the kitchen. Join the guys as they saunter through the world of wonderment, and hit on things like:

- The art of stealing an ATM
- Taco Trucks: "The Great Roach Coach Debacle"
- Girl sells 17,328 Girl Scout cookies, still can't afford a pony
- 10-year-old kid kicks ass in college
- When there are no seats, grab the airplane bathroom
- How to survive a shark attack
- Alien sightings; Britain is loaded with UFOs
- The Jedi Church, and its clash with Vader
- "I hear the fan," and Tim's idiocy
- ...and the "Name That Artist" game to end all games

Live long, and prospect.

There are no cupcakes on the Pain Train.

It's episode 60 time, and Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, DD and Ashley (SV) are in the house turning on lights, pulling down the covers and generally serving up your weekly dose of hilarity. Mrs. Diaz made Turnip Soup cupcakes (don't miss the show video at turnipnetwork.com), and the mood is awesome as the group covers:

- Pet cleaning tips (read: dig at Tim's hairy clothes)
- Cell phone answering at work, including the now-famous meeting clip
- Non-stick chewing gum is on the rise
- Stripping rugby players
- Slummy tours in Rio de Janeiro
- Maids sleeping with up and coming young men
- Lying to the police is bad
- Scooping your way out of prison (mud walls help)
- Dog poop ruins your trip to the aquarium
- ...and a whole lot more.

Cheers.

Holy smokes.

The TS guys are back - bigger, badder and frost-brewed for that refreshing taste that just doesn't stop. Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker are joined by HuffDaddy for his first show, and the topics are like ketchup on a newspaper: awesome.

- Chilean towns give out free Viagra
- Text messaging can catch burglars
- The people of Lesbos are straight, and unhappy
- Does your truck have nads? Take 'em off, maybe..
- Ask her to prom, show your butt to do so
- Explain the urban dictionary phrase
- True or false? Guess what snopes says..
- ...and a bunch more.

Cheers.