How euphoric! It's another action-packed Turnip Soup episode, from the depths of our collective heart to the frontline of your media world. Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Huff Daddy as they troll about the world of online chatter, cover a few random news stories and generally shake up the status quo. You won't want to miss: - The Big Texan: 72 ounces of meaty goodness - Zach and Bryan redecorate, struggle with the closet, love Container Store - The Gallon Challenge, a teaspoon of cinnamon - Huff Daddy gets a spinal tap - Bryan gets a spinal tap - Tim and Zach want a spinal tap - What it's like to be on drugs - Some random news stories... - ..and a ton more. If you're not rockin' the Turnip, you're just not rockin'.

Shed those clothes! It's another Turnip Soup episode, brought to you this week by Tim, BM, NutZach, HuffDaddy and Jackie. You won't want to miss another fantastic trip through some odd ball news stories, and one of the worst impromptu singing episodes of all time. Stay tuned for: - Major Australian nude party - UK sperm banks are running low - Sound effects stories - The ins and outs of a sex change - Church missing in Russia - The seven day sex challenge ...and more. Enjoy!

President Obama! That's right, we're back...and the election results are in. Don't worry, the guys spend ten minutes recapping before deciding that politics still don't work on the show. Fortunately, the topics get wild and crazy in short order. You won't want to miss things like: - Jogger who runs a mile with a rabid fox on her arm - The teenager who gets compacted in a recycling truck - Teenage boot camp style programs, and Tim's story - 73 year-old man scores in a college basketball game - The Palin prank call - Obstinate cashier tells thief to take a hike - Dear Scotty: Advice from a Scotsman Enjoy!

Spooky...! That's right, friends, it's the 80th episode of this Turnip Soup gig...and we're getting ready for Halloween. Join Tim, BM, and Huff Daddy as they welcome Hippie Jake back to his first show in a long time. The strange news stories aren't gone, including: - South Korean adultery law; don't cheat, or it's 50 years. - Women in red drive men bonkers - If you eat it, you pay for it. That's right, Buffet Boy. - Shock those hooligans, and keep your political signs - The 50 worst Halloween costumes - ...and one metric butt load more. Thanks for listening to the show, and for spreading the word. Have thoughts? Give us a call: 619-377-0549. Word.

It's show time!

After a show that had us all hanging our head in shame (TS78), the TS gang was determined to find the zone early in 79. Mission accomplished.

Join Tim, CD, Huff Daddy and NutZach for a wild ride in episode 79, including topics like:

- Suit against God thrown out of court for lack of address
- Northern Englanders have poop on their hands
- Obama in video games. Grand Theft Auto. As a hooker (jokes).
- Don't mixup salt and rust remover
- How urine soothes the hands
- If you cremate her in the backyard, they will come (and arrest you)
- Beethoven, or fine?
- This or thats
- Imagination
- Kick-Ass Composers...
- ...and more.

w00t!

Oh Goodness.

It's time for episode 78 of Turnip Soup - the podcast about everything and nothing at the exact same time. This week finds Tim, BM, Huff Daddy, Redneck James and Parker at the Redneck Compound...and things are tough!

You won't want to miss this episode as the guys try to find the motivation and energy to perform for you, hitting on topics like:

- Zimbabwe soccer player drowns while cleansing evil spirits
- Fat people prevent airplanes from taking off
- This or thats
- New segment: Imagination
- Name That Artist
- Some political chit-chat
- What the world would be like if Obama was Darth Vader
- ...and quite a bit more.

Word to the vocab.

Beer has wheat!

You poor, poor TS fans...it's been a whole week! Tim and CD went to New York, HuffDaddy went throughout the midwest, and no TS was the result last week. So we've staggered this release.

Join Tim, NutZach, CD and HuffDaddy for two more hours of unbridled awesomeness. They're all over, with some really enjoyable highlights:

- Monday Night Football recap
- The barbecue disaster, and Bryan's heroics
- David Blaine's latest feat; we're better than him
- Attack of the Scottish Sea Eagles!
- Our very first segment of "Kick-Ass Composers"
- and much more.

Enjoy. We're back in the swing of things this week.

Ice T!

It's another Turnip Soup episode, and just in time...it's been a week since the last. Join Tim, NutZach, CD and HuffDaddy for this week's barrel of chuckles, basket of blasphemy, and satchel of sarcasm. You won't want to miss these gems:

- What actor would play you in a movie?
- Hasselhoff vs. Astley: whose video is worse?
- Special discovery: The Hoff stole from the Village People
- This or thats..and a bunch of 'em
- HuffDaddy's childhood stories (drugs, sex, more drugs)
- Poo Monologues
- ...and some other goodies.

Salud!

Thanks, guys.

In this 75th episode of Turnip Soup, you'll join Tim, CD, NutZach, HuffDaddy and Redneck James for the usual assortment of hilarity, insight and amusement.

Join the gang as they bounce around:

- James buys a house
- HuffDaddy gets hit on by Chargers' Girls
- Man drinks and drives all the time in New Mexico
- Nigerian man with 80+ wives, 170+ kids told to knock it off
- Talk Smack Trivia (with a twist!)
- Where were you on 9/11?
- Poo Monologues
- ...and more.

Enjoy, amigos.

Are you ready to experience extreme savings?

That's right, after work prevented us from doing a show last week, we're back on the wagon with just over two hours of slap-happy sophomorism. Join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach and HuffDaddy for your favorite show about everything and nothing at the exact same time. Topics include:

- The Farting Preacher 2; funniest thing ever
- Poo Monologues
- Bryan meets Batman in Hollywood
- HuffDaddy and NutZach's escapade at the Radiohead concert
- Parker's "moving" trip to Korea
- ...and a Name That Artist segment that really rocks the hizouse.

Salud.

We're baaaaaack!

Now that CD and Tim are finished mountain biking in Mammoth, and NutZach is finished serving the country, the TS gang is back in the house. Parker's abroad on business, but Huff Daddy rounds out the crew to bring you an action-packed show.

Huff Daddy and NutZach take over show intros
Mountain Dew: does it shrink your jewels?
You just got rick rolled!
The funniest voicemail line in history
Why are female Olympians paid less than males? We'll tell you why!
Poo Monologues
Name that Artist
...and one oodles more.

Sweet. No video this week, but only because we're too busy editing up the Mammoth footage. Hang tight for
more next week.

Damn it, Brett! You hijacked our show!

In the 72nd episode of Turnip Soup, you'll be spending some time with Tim, Parker, CD, and Huff Daddy while they do their first show in the House That Huff Daddy Built. NutZach's off serving the country, so the rest of the crew is left to serve you up a dish of delicious disarray, dung and disenfranchisement.

- Why Brett Favre has lost the respect of everyone on the planet
- How guys and chicks just can't really be friends. Really.
- Why chicks and gay guys are such good buddies
- The world's hardest Talk Smack Trivia game
- Huff Daddy's "Name That Artist" run, Round 2
- Poo Monologues
- ...and a ton in between.

Enjoy.

Holy Cow. Eight people in the studio?!

That's right, the TS Gang is not only all together to provide you with this week's show, but they've also got more guests hanging out for the fun of it. Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Redneck James as they run through a week's worth of banter, noise, laughter and general hodgepodgery.

- Pete makes his first appearance since episode 12!
- Tim returns from Houston, loves it, hates it.
- Sink 'em and Drink 'em; late Vegas guys, Parker the Arm Wrestler
- Huff Daddy's pullover experience
- This or thats
- Tim's airplane observation rant
- What would you wear for the rest of your life?
- Anti-theme songs; what song is your anti-song?
- Huff Daddy's turn at the Name That Artist segment
- ...and a guarantee that there's more.

Enjoy.

Oh my. That's bad.

Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach and HuffDaddy for episode numero setenta! We're back in the shack of Bryan and Zach, bringin' a podcast attack, with a pound of beans in a sack. Just when you thought this show was all about laughing and having fun, the guys dive into topics like these:

- Batman sounds like the Cable Guy. Or not.
- Is Big Bird a murderer?
- This or thats (and some good ones, this week)
- Zach's tree-hugger status
- Tim's embarrassing story of the week
- Name That Artist
- ..and a truckload more.

Word to your mom. And if she's not there, hit your dad up.

Can you guess why episode 69 is special?

That's right - we've got Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Moondoggie in the house for an eventful couple of hours, with spot appearances by Pearl and SV.

There's a ton of laughter this week, including topics:

- Another dude runs out of gas
- Parker gets a haircut, betrays his loyalties
- More Poo Monologues
- Tomatoes are safe
- A pizza parlor robbery...by the clerk's parents
- This or That
- Name That Artist
- ..and much, much more.

Enjoy. Tell your friends. Be awesome.

Give me a T! Give me an urnip Soup!

Well, we're back in the swing of things now. Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, and Ashley as they welcome Moondoggie (Kevin) to his first show. It's taken us a week to recover from Episode 67, but progress has been good. You don't want to miss this week's goodies, including:

- Tim runs out of gas (most embarrassing story this week)
- Tim crosses the jumper cables (most embarrassing story ever)
- Tales of speeding tickets; why is the chick the only one who never gets out of 'em?
- NutZach does pilates
- More Poo Monologue entries, and the announcement of poomonologues.com
- Name That Artist

Rock the house.

Happy Birthday, America!

The TS crew is back this week to bring your Turnip Soup-Free month to an end. That's right, after a major technical disaster (read: divine intervention) took episode 66 away from us, we assembled the troops and took the weekend by storm. It's Independence Day weekend, and we can't think of a better way to start three days off than with a little TS in Tim J.'s backyard.  Join Tim, Parker, Huff Daddy, NutZach, Bryan and Deb for some awesomeness:

- Bryan's new nickname (any guesses?)
- CD's Navy Duty, and how appreciative we are for his service
- Name that teenage girl song, Bryan
- Who's the best roommate?
- ...and a bunch more.

Word.

We're back!

After a week off, the TS guys are stoked to bring you a new episode, and nearly two hours of fun. Back (by popular demand) is Huff Daddy, and he joins Tim, NutZach, BM and Parker for a roller coaster of topics.

Grab a brew and sit back while the guys cover:

- Bryan's special request for a new nickname
- The US Open, our hot dog serving skills
- Another batch of "This or That"
- Zach's family reunion
- Stay at home dads
- The largest collection of toilet text messages
- ...and quite a bit more.

Thanks for listening. Be sure to submit your ideas for Bryan's new nickname to turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com

Halt!

The Turnip Soup core four has readied up another dish for your enjoyment. That's right, join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for the 64th entry in this competition of sarcasm, hilarity and blasphemy.

- Bryan listens to Shakira, denies it
- How to properly perform a citizens arrest
- Listener email, dating advice
- How dating is like every sport on earth
- "This or That"
- A few random news stories
- ...and a collection of things too random to list here.

Enjoy the show. Breakfast burritos.

Holla!

The TS crew is back to bring you this 63rd episode (in the series that persists like a bad rash). Everyone's back from Big Bear, and with a few workdays under their belt, a sense of normalcy approaches. Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Parker for a rip-roaring slamfest that bounces, skips and careens all over your iPod.

- "How not to do an intro"
- Big Bear (TS62) trip recap
- Listener emails
- The name of Parker's hockey team, and what it should be
- How video games are like real life
- Who owns what sport (macho comparison)
- More potty time text messages
- The broken commode on the Space Station
- ...and a bunch more.

Word.

Straight from Big Bear Lake!

So Tim, BM and NutZach spent the Memorial Day weekend riding their mountain bikes around the Big Bear area..and they brought the girls with them! Listen in while Jackie, Natalie and Ashley hop into the fray this week, straight from the cabin in beautiful Big Bear, CA.

- Paper vs. plastic
- BM drops the wine, entire town shuts down
- Just how hickabilly is Big Bear?
- Riding update, tales of spills
- Tim's daughter shuts down the power, kills show for fifteen minutes
- Professional sports team anthems
- Gin and Juice
- ...and an unruly game of Talk Smack Trivia.

Salud!

Karaoke? Who needs karaoke?

It's time for another serving of Turnip Soup, and Tim, BM, NutZach, Parker and Redneck James are in the kitchen. Join the guys as they saunter through the world of wonderment, and hit on things like:

- The art of stealing an ATM
- Taco Trucks: "The Great Roach Coach Debacle"
- Girl sells 17,328 Girl Scout cookies, still can't afford a pony
- 10-year-old kid kicks ass in college
- When there are no seats, grab the airplane bathroom
- How to survive a shark attack
- Alien sightings; Britain is loaded with UFOs
- The Jedi Church, and its clash with Vader
- "I hear the fan," and Tim's idiocy
- ...and the "Name That Artist" game to end all games

Live long, and prospect.

There are no cupcakes on the Pain Train.

It's episode 60 time, and Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, DD and Ashley (SV) are in the house turning on lights, pulling down the covers and generally serving up your weekly dose of hilarity. Mrs. Diaz made Turnip Soup cupcakes (don't miss the show video at turnipnetwork.com), and the mood is awesome as the group covers:

- Pet cleaning tips (read: dig at Tim's hairy clothes)
- Cell phone answering at work, including the now-famous meeting clip
- Non-stick chewing gum is on the rise
- Stripping rugby players
- Slummy tours in Rio de Janeiro
- Maids sleeping with up and coming young men
- Lying to the police is bad
- Scooping your way out of prison (mud walls help)
- Dog poop ruins your trip to the aquarium
- ...and a whole lot more.

Cheers.

Holy smokes.

The TS guys are back - bigger, badder and frost-brewed for that refreshing taste that just doesn't stop. Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker are joined by HuffDaddy for his first show, and the topics are like ketchup on a newspaper: awesome.

- Chilean towns give out free Viagra
- Text messaging can catch burglars
- The people of Lesbos are straight, and unhappy
- Does your truck have nads? Take 'em off, maybe..
- Ask her to prom, show your butt to do so
- Explain the urban dictionary phrase
- True or false? Guess what snopes says..
- ...and a bunch more.

Cheers.

Ouuuuucccchhhh!

That's right, folks, the TS gang is back and better than ever. This week, join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach and Redneck James for almost two hours of fun - including one of the hardest laugh sessions in the history of the show.

You don't want to miss great topics like:

- Church that holds service in a bar
- Japanese high school pitcher gives up 66 runs in 1 1/3 innings
- How to commit seppuku
- The 'Drink 'em and Sink 'em' recap
- Mascot tackling
- Some awesome Napoleon Dynamite jazz
- Another round of 'Name That Artist'
- ...and more.

Booyall.

The rumors are true. In this week's serving of Turnip Soup, Tim is joined by BM and Jackie for a very serious conversation: Dungeons and Dragons. That's right, it turns out that Tim played D&D in high school, and he bares it all during the show. Don't miss hearing Bryan's eyes roll up into his head, and Jackie's delightful laughter as Tim's inner nerd comes up for air. But don't let that deter you, as the three of them do an excellent job of bringing us a show complete with several other rip-roaring, ear-splitting, pant-splitting topics (including): - Great work cliches - Fascinating D&D stories - Carmen San Diego - A new ode to Parker's nose - Songs featuring T-Pain - A few exciting Academy stories - Details about this week's walk for Leo - and much, much more. Rock.

He's the one that makes you feel alright. The guys are back with a super full house, a topics list that won't quit, and more laughs than Carter has liver pills. That's right - get ready to join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, DD and Mrs. Diaz for another loaded episode of TS. Including: - Zach's birthday - Birthday cards: how long do you keep them? - Appropriate gifts: what's funny? - Mrs. Diaz with sports - Dr. Feelgood: representing the MLB in drug use cases - Golf announcers, and how awesome they are - Strange in-show phone calls - Our first game of "Name that Artist" - Upcoming Turnip Soup events - ...and a bunch more. Enjoy, Turnip Soup Mafia members. We love doing this even more than you love listening to us do this.

It's week two of awesome month. Redneck James is back, and he joins Parker, BM and Tim for an excellentish evening of fun, gamesmanship and general tomfoolery. NutZach is supporting the San Diego Padres, but the band plays on. You don't want to miss any of the following: - Man raped by wombat; learns Australian - Marmots, wombats, and the English link - Chair Force speak - "Bring the rain" - The origin of everything, "Back in the medieval days.." - Professor Bryan - April Fools jokes - Long shirt sleeves - Dining with midget co-workers - Women break jeeps - Mrs. Diaz, and the hawk attack Enjoy the show, friends. EMAIL US: turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com or CALL OUR VOICEMAIL: 619 / 377-0549

We are SO glad to be back. The original four join up to bring you the first show in two weeks. Join Tim, Parker, BM, and NutZach for an absolutely fantastical time, an unrelenting amount of relevant discussion, and oodles of noodles, poodles and toaster strudels. Tim and Parker were off in New York for the last two weeks, so the show took a short break. Now that the break's over, it's down to business. Listen in for: - T&P's New York recap - The hamster dance - Parker's eating habits - The wonderment of Purrell - Time at the Academy - The fall of Governor Spitzer - What bowling in Chile must be like - ..and even more Tell a friend, and we promise to treat them well.