Vegas?!

That's right, this episode is full of incredible stories - including a Thanksgiving trip to Vegas.

It's 121. You're awesome for listening.

Tell your friends.

Welcome to the 120th episode of TS.

We have news, accounts of birthday parties, and Tim's new fascination with Modern Warfare 2.

It's funny. Listen.

"Trust me, I know women."

Join the TS gang for another fun-filled romp through the intricacies of modern society, the news, sports, entertainment and insight. This week, we're joined by Lisa - in her first show.

The girls are offering gift advice, and the guys are taking it.

There's a bunch more this week, so don't miss a chance at hilarity.

Ehhh...what?

This week's Turnip Soup episode is unbelievably dominant - like the Chargers. That comparison is especially appropriate, because there is - again - a complete absence of show notes for this week's show.

We're definitely talking about Favre again, doing some spontaneous music reviews, and talking smack on Bryan - the weakest link.

Thanks for listening -- T/Z/P/S

Scary!

This week's Turnip Soup show is very spooky. Just talking about this week's show could bring about demonic intervention. Look out behind you!

Join Tim, Parker, Bryan, Sarah and NutZach for a trip through their scariest memories. Ouija boards, haunted hotels, possessed beatboxing...it's all here.

Thanks for listening and spreading the word. Call the voicemail at 407-5TURNIP!

Calm down...

It's time for Turnip Soup, and it's the 116th show. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach and Sarah for this week's trip through the world of wonder.

If you love the show, you'll love this one...and because we're short on time, we're skipping on detailed show notes. So go listen.

Cheers.

No, really.

Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Sarah for Turnip Soup episode 115 - the show featuring the world's worst sound. It always comes from the last place you'd expect it...except in this case, where it comes from exactly where you'd expect.

We've got news stories abound, a recap of trips to Minnesota, and a quick refresher of our fabled Poo Monologues.

Enjoy.

Peeeewwwweee!

It's time to welcome another TS virgin. That's right, it's Aaron's maiden voyage on the Turnip Soup show.

Parker has an embarrassing encounter with a couch cushion, and some P90X ambition. The rest of the crew have almost two hours of nonsense, all of which is absolutely the funniest you've ever heard. Ever.

We're weak on the show notes this week, so we're weak on the show notes. Sue us. Just listen, kick back and enjoy.

Can those drinks!

We're not drinking at all this week. Weird, but kinda fun...in a purely "remember everything tomorrow, don't slur your words and make semi-intelligible jokes" kinda way.

Don't miss out as the group invents Harry Potter TV shows to replace the waning series. They're talking abotu House, death panels, big feet, and generating power for your personal electronics. The Bud Light commercials and personal introduction songs are on the menu this week, just as samurai swords are chopping off hands during break-ins.

Cougar cruises, piracy and crazy lawsuits...they're all on the docket.

Whattya think? Should we go booze-free more often? Give us a call: 407-5TURNIP and speak your mind. Cheers, and keep spreading the word.

Pop!

You might think that this show is tame. You might think that we don't have enough to talk about to really fire up the airwaves. Just ask the breakers in Zach's place.

Join Tim, BM, Sarah, Jackie and Michelle as they welcome Asian Tim to his first show...and the crew gets so into it, they blow out the power in Zach's house.

The topics are all over the map again this week...but it's guaranteed to be a great show. With only two cursing edits, we almost set a show record. Keep spreading the word, and thanks for listening.

Balalala...click!

This week's episode of Turnip Soup is officially in the house. You won't want to miss most of this goodness...

...especially when we give you instructions on how to speak Canadian.

Join Tim, Parker, Sarah, NutZach and BM for a wide, wide variety of topics and a boatload of laughter.

CALL THE VOICEMAIL: 407-5TURNIP (887647)

It's true!

Join the whole crew for an absolute laugh stock, in this week's show. We bring back the rap intro, manslaughter, and monster trucks.

Tim admits dumping episode 109 because of a technical error, they talk spankings, football innuendos, weddings, hairiness, nakedness, lottery winnings, shooting incidents among football players, fatness, and SATs.

Don't miss a beat, get the TS word on the street.

La la la la!

It's the 108th episode of Turnip Soup, which means...you guessed it: absolutely nothing.

Join the crew as they chat about medicinal marijuana, Redneck James' new son (Ryker!), Bryan's texting, and a whole slew of intermediary explicitry.

Just when you thought things were done, you end up in the midst of a sing along. It's not your usual sing along, though, so standby to standby.

Enjoy. And tell your friends.

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Rawr!

It's 107 time. Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for another episode that will make you question your life's purpose.

This time around, we're hitting things like betting at the races, the walk of shame, cougars in Del Mar, holding your nose while swimming, movie reviews, Chuck Norris jokes, camping, tug of war, Comic-Con, Falcor, bluetooth, manslaughter, texting while driving...and a whole bunch more.

Thanks to Zach for picking up the show notes - again. And thanks to all of you who keep calling in. You're making this roll.

40 years!?

It's been 40 years since Woodstock, 40 years since Americans landed on the moon, and 40 years since Keith Richards looked human.

Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Sarah for an action-packed Turnip Soup episode; number 106.

We're talking Iowa, Zach's angst, Bryan's upcoming triathlon, Girls Gone Wild, Woodstock, reflections, and assassinations.  Car racing is in the mix, the Late Show (Conan or Letterman?) and movie reviews stop in for a spell.

There are people killing themselves over iPhones, people being debaptized, masses changing their religion (pun intended), towers changing names, suns being blocked and scary plane flights all around.

Enjoy.

Heh. Not quite.

It's about time. It's the final frontier. It's another proverbial statement full of obscurity and fantasy. It's the 105th episode of the Turnip Soup show.

Fans, you'll be glad to know that Tim, BM, Parker, NutZach and Sarah are on their A games this week. First time listeners: you'll be glad to know that the first 104 episodes are available for you to download tonight.

Join the squad as Parker tries to tell another ticket story (this is becoming often, right?), Zach brags of break dancing in San Jose, and Bryan nearly kills his biking buddies.

The Burger King guy is creepy, and we love him for that.

We've got UFC, voicemails, bearded midget ladies, brothel discounts, governmental IOUs, sex on the brain and rollerblading on the agenda. All of that is true - except for the rollerblading.

This week's special: when will Parker and Tim actually hug? The tension is getting uncomfortable...

Enjoy, and thanks for supporting the show.

"I'm sorry, but it's over."

Once in a while, it's clear that things need to change. This week was a really difficult week for some of us, and you'll sense it on the show. Parker is avoiding the "break up" discussion with his hairdresser, and it's getting uncomfortable.

For a change, the crew hits a whole slew of news stories, and talks at length about massage parlors.

There's a serious lack of commitment on the part of the "note takers" on the show, and a subsequent absence of material for these show notes. But trust us: there's an hour and a half of stuff in the show. Write back with your version of the show notes, and we'll swap 'em out for these. Really.

Can't stop 'til you get enough!

Welcome back to the Turnip Soup show, featuring your favorite Turnip Soup hosts: Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Huff Daddy. With another unfortunate travel-induced break between episodes, this week's show is loaded with catch up fun.

It wouldn't be a media program if we didn't talk a little bit about Michael Jackson, right? We do so for the requisite period of time, then launch into the real topics.

Sarah's Canadian trip was fun, kids are getting hit with meteorites, Huff Daddy drives through hurricanes for dentist work, and much, much more.

Thanks for listening, folks. Please keep spreading the word!

How smart are YOU?

Join Tim, Parker, BM, Sarah and Huff Daddy for the 102nd episode of Turnip Soup. There's a bunch going on this week, but we don't really talk about any of that. Instead, the gang dances like a beautiful butterfly around meaningful topics.

Parker talked his way out of a ticket. Huff Daddy has talked his way into tickets in ten states, and considers trying for all fifty. HD had a tooth removed, and is on drugs. Tim's dog Chewy was hit by a car, so the group suffers through the story.

If you're Korean, chances are good that you love Parker; and if you're a hippo, with the sneezes, you'll act like you like Parker.

The HD is getting serious with his new squeeze. But we saw that coming, right?

And...Talk Smack Trivia makes a comeback. It's been a while, so we know you'll love it.

Thanks for listening, spreading the word, and generally being awesome.

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Finally!

We've finally made it to and through the 100th episode of Turnip Soup, and there's a bunch to catch up on. This week's show recaps the party, and flies through a wide variety of topics.

You won't want to miss discussion on washing bed sheets (how often?) and towels. It's not as obvious as you might have guessed.

The team talks through some antics at Petco Park, and argues about the commonality of pedicures. They run through some upcoming concerts, what's hot (and what's not), and then satisfy CD with some Mana.

Turnip Soup is now being recorded live, and you can listen in. Check out the right sidebar of turnipnetwork.com for times and links.

Thanks for supporting the show!

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Awwww...!

The crew is back for another slamtastic episode of Turnip Soup. It's the 101st - which is one more than 99, clearly. Join Tim, NutZach, Huff Daddy, Sarah and BM for toilet snakes, Comic-Con, listener voicemails and more.

Oh yah, the Huff Daddy is in love.

The crew talks about times when they ran away as kids, things they're most afraid of, and a whole *ton* of other random topics.

Enjoy.

***Call our voicemail: 619-377-0549*** *Cough* It's time for another Turnip Soup episode. We know: it was time for another episode last week. But with the 100th episode extravaganza being planned, the crew is awfully busy planning. Nonetheless, here's a good one for you. You won't want to miss it when Tim, NutZach, BM, Sarah, Parker and Michelle run through a handful of notable news stories - including Facebook firings, Comic-Con, missing street signs, and others. One of the members of the show has swine flu. Can you guess who? Sarah's potential eHarmony picks are in...and the crew has rated them. You have to hear how the guys ranked each of her potential suitors, and some awesome listener voicemails. Sarah sure is popular, these days; it must be something in the air. Thanks for continuing to listen to the show!

It's a match!

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The next Turnip Soup episode is here, and it's smarter than a fifth grader. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Sarah for another trip through the funny, with stops at silly, ridiculous and shocking. Service is still running weekly, and fares are lower than they've ever been.

We've got the usual random ramblings through the intro, but we're quick to jump into a review of Sarah's eHarmony profile, a few voicemails from potential suitors for Sarah, and some guidance on how she should finish it. There's a lot of mileage left to gain on the eHarmony front...so we're in it to win it.

Don't think that's all in store; there's an hour and a half of amusement in this episode. 

Cheers!

What personality type are you?

It's the 97th episode of Turnip Soup - your favorite weekly bowl of laughs. This week, join Tim, Sarah, Parker, BM and Huff Daddy as they roll through an hour and a half of fun...mixed just for you.

The gang recaps some exceptional stories from the past week, some listener voice mails, and the in-depth results of a show-wide personality test. That's right: don't miss the personality dissection of each TS member. Who will you be most like?

As a special treat, the crew revisits some classic Poo Monologues...who could miss that?

Cheers.

Ouch! We're back in the shack of Sarah and Zach, with a brand new topics format, and a bundle of booyall. As if that wasn't enough, Parker's back! Join Tim, NutZach, BM, Huff Daddy and Parker for an awesome trip through the oddest news of the week, including a dedicated story telling from Huff Daddy. Oh yah - he passed a kidney stone last week! Bryan has a new place, Tim has a hairy face, and the US is dying all over the place. Check the forums for the show notes (thanks to Zach!), and follow along with the articles. Thanks for listening!

Filibuster over! Welcome to the 95th episode of Turnip Soup - the show that repairs that broken shelf in the corner of your kitchen (ya know, the one that sits at an angle). This week you'll join Tim, BM, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Sarah for a dish of hilarity, insight and onomatopoeia. These show notes are designed to give you a summary of the show's topics, so know that we have crazy school bus stories, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston's Twitter-based break up, pizza ads on school tests, and more! Thank you for continuing to support the show by spreading the word, and listening in a quiet library/office building with plenty of quiet people around. Toodles.

Really, editing sucks. It's another episode of Turnip Soup, which means it's another dose of Tim, BM, Huff Daddy...and Redneck James! NutZach's out of town this week (our thoughts are with him and his family), so the redneck does an admirable job of stepping in. This week's topics are all over the map - for a change - and include talks of golf, Penelope Cruz, Tim's MacBook death, and the big, big news of the week. That's right...there is some BIG news this week. Don't miss listening to hear Bryan's big announcement. Thanks for continuing to support the show, tell your friends, and enjoy a heavy dose of TS editing in your work week.

Alright, stop!

It's another Turnip Soup episode - the 92nd, to be exact. We've got Tim, NutZach, BM and Sarah...you've got a laughter attack.

There's some serious rhyming happening this week. Stay tuned, listen up, and sneak a righteous peak; the guys sing all of Ice, Ice Baby...Sarah listens, which makes her a nice, nice lady.

Monkeys are being shot, and that's not a joke; Minnesota's teeming with cougars, it's good to be a bloke. Complete that song, sing the next words; Sarah finally sings, BM slings turds.

Enjoy this latest show, we had fun a time...and in case you didn't notice, these shownotes are one big rhyme.

That's a long time! It's episode 91 of the Turnip Soup saga. Join Tim, BM, NutZach, Huff Daddy, Sarah and Deb for a ruckus of a podcast, whose topics are wider than the federal deficit. That's right - join in as we talk about the Superbowl, nicknames for flatulence, Huff Daddy's 21st sobriety birthday, and an exceptional game of "who's on your island?" It's going to be tough for you to miss this episode; and by tough, we mean just plain stupid. Keep spreading the word. Being a TS Mafia member isn't easy.

Presidential City! This week's TS was recorded on time, but published late..and for good reason. Our editor was laughing so hard while putting this show together, he was unable to get it done on time. That said, you don't want to miss this special kinda show, when Tim, BM and Huff Daddy walk through the excitement of the past week, recall/replay some of President Bush's priceless blunders, and prepare for the new year. Thanks for listening. Word.

Pitbull!

Allllllllright! It's Turnip Soup time, and this 89th episode is just what the hungriest podcast consumers are clamoring for. Join Tim, BM, and Huff Daddy as they recover from some excellent gyros, and bring you another show of lambasting ecstasy. Nut Zach is cajoling with an old friend this week, and wasn't able to make the show...the guys managed to recover.

Don't miss their recap of last week's football games, some quick movie review action from Huff Daddy, an enactment of various personalities in the football huddle, the "what dog are you?" conversation, Bryan's visit to the cobbler, and some "Name That Artist" to bring it all home.

Toodles, noodles and poodles.

Ho-Hum! It's TS time - which means you get your weekly dose of Tim, BM, NutZach and Huff Daddy. Huffy and Zach are missing their shirts...and it's a trend that's catching. Join the guys as they spend an hour or so discussing the most important topics of the week, including Huff Daddy's trip to the doctor, the San Diego Super Chargers, and a litany of zany sideshow tales. Sorry for the late release...Tim and Huff Daddy have been in seclusion, lamenting the Steelers' beat down of the Bolts on Sunday. It's all they can do to look at the world, right now. Cheers!

Happy New Year! It's 2009, and it's a time of new beginnings. Appropriately, we decided to begin a show (and end one, too). Join Tim, BM, Huff Daddy and Parker - that's right, Parker - for this 87th Turnip Soup episode, and the first of 2009. NutZach is in Las Vegas for the holiday, but his voicemails are awesome, and it's almost like he's with the crew. You won't want to miss the chatter as the guys recap Christmas and New Years, cheer on the unlikely San Diego Chargers, proclaim their New Year's resolutions, and bounce around a wide variety of topics. Cheers, Turnip Soup Mafia...and Happy New Year!

It's that time of year! You've been calling in, and sending emails: the last couple of shows have been weak. We got it. So brace yourselves. This week, the fantastic four are in the house, and are loaded up with some serious fun for this week's TS. We're talking Cialis, Christmas, childhood room decorations, new cars, and a whole boatload more. Join Tim, BM, NutZach, and Huff Daddy for what could be our best show in weeks. Yoda says: "Pumped we are, and so should you be." Have a very Merry Christmas, TS Mafia. It's been a fun year...and we couldn't have done this without you.

Welcome to football...

The bad news last week was that Thursday night football coincided with the regularly-scheduled Turnip Soup recording. The good news was that the guys improvised, and put together their take on sportscasting.

That's right, a big chunk of this episode is the guys' collective take on what sportscasting should be like. If you like football, you'll love this show. If you hate football, you'll find this show amusing...but chances are good that you'll be sending us hate mail.

Join Tim, BM, NutZach, Redneck James and Huff Daddy for this week's dose of TS.

...and send John Madden a note: "do it that way!"

Happy Turkey Day!

This is the most impromptu Turnip Soup episode to date, starting with BM and Tim sitting on the couch at the BM/NutZach pad. HuffDaddy joins the fray a few minutes in...

...and the guys have been drinking (HuffDaddy notwithstanding, of course). The topics are all over the map, though to be frank, the show notes have gone missing. In truth, we're fairly confident there's an expletive or two thrown in to the mix; but again, the show notes (and our editing triggers) have gone missing.

In true Thanksgiving spirit, we give you the 84th episode of TS. This one's unfiltered, unstructured, and just plain fun. We think.

Cheers!

How euphoric! It's another action-packed Turnip Soup episode, from the depths of our collective heart to the frontline of your media world. Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Huff Daddy as they troll about the world of online chatter, cover a few random news stories and generally shake up the status quo. You won't want to miss: - The Big Texan: 72 ounces of meaty goodness - Zach and Bryan redecorate, struggle with the closet, love Container Store - The Gallon Challenge, a teaspoon of cinnamon - Huff Daddy gets a spinal tap - Bryan gets a spinal tap - Tim and Zach want a spinal tap - What it's like to be on drugs - Some random news stories... - ..and a ton more. If you're not rockin' the Turnip, you're just not rockin'.

Shed those clothes! It's another Turnip Soup episode, brought to you this week by Tim, BM, NutZach, HuffDaddy and Jackie. You won't want to miss another fantastic trip through some odd ball news stories, and one of the worst impromptu singing episodes of all time. Stay tuned for: - Major Australian nude party - UK sperm banks are running low - Sound effects stories - The ins and outs of a sex change - Church missing in Russia - The seven day sex challenge ...and more. Enjoy!

President Obama! That's right, we're back...and the election results are in. Don't worry, the guys spend ten minutes recapping before deciding that politics still don't work on the show. Fortunately, the topics get wild and crazy in short order. You won't want to miss things like: - Jogger who runs a mile with a rabid fox on her arm - The teenager who gets compacted in a recycling truck - Teenage boot camp style programs, and Tim's story - 73 year-old man scores in a college basketball game - The Palin prank call - Obstinate cashier tells thief to take a hike - Dear Scotty: Advice from a Scotsman Enjoy!

Spooky...! That's right, friends, it's the 80th episode of this Turnip Soup gig...and we're getting ready for Halloween. Join Tim, BM, and Huff Daddy as they welcome Hippie Jake back to his first show in a long time. The strange news stories aren't gone, including: - South Korean adultery law; don't cheat, or it's 50 years. - Women in red drive men bonkers - If you eat it, you pay for it. That's right, Buffet Boy. - Shock those hooligans, and keep your political signs - The 50 worst Halloween costumes - ...and one metric butt load more. Thanks for listening to the show, and for spreading the word. Have thoughts? Give us a call: 619-377-0549. Word.

It's show time!

After a show that had us all hanging our head in shame (TS78), the TS gang was determined to find the zone early in 79. Mission accomplished.

Join Tim, CD, Huff Daddy and NutZach for a wild ride in episode 79, including topics like:

- Suit against God thrown out of court for lack of address
- Northern Englanders have poop on their hands
- Obama in video games. Grand Theft Auto. As a hooker (jokes).
- Don't mixup salt and rust remover
- How urine soothes the hands
- If you cremate her in the backyard, they will come (and arrest you)
- Beethoven, or fine?
- This or thats
- Imagination
- Kick-Ass Composers...
- ...and more.

w00t!

Oh Goodness.

It's time for episode 78 of Turnip Soup - the podcast about everything and nothing at the exact same time. This week finds Tim, BM, Huff Daddy, Redneck James and Parker at the Redneck Compound...and things are tough!

You won't want to miss this episode as the guys try to find the motivation and energy to perform for you, hitting on topics like:

- Zimbabwe soccer player drowns while cleansing evil spirits
- Fat people prevent airplanes from taking off
- This or thats
- New segment: Imagination
- Name That Artist
- Some political chit-chat
- What the world would be like if Obama was Darth Vader
- ...and quite a bit more.

Word to the vocab.

Beer has wheat!

You poor, poor TS fans...it's been a whole week! Tim and CD went to New York, HuffDaddy went throughout the midwest, and no TS was the result last week. So we've staggered this release.

Join Tim, NutZach, CD and HuffDaddy for two more hours of unbridled awesomeness. They're all over, with some really enjoyable highlights:

- Monday Night Football recap
- The barbecue disaster, and Bryan's heroics
- David Blaine's latest feat; we're better than him
- Attack of the Scottish Sea Eagles!
- Our very first segment of "Kick-Ass Composers"
- and much more.

Enjoy. We're back in the swing of things this week.

Ice T!

It's another Turnip Soup episode, and just in time...it's been a week since the last. Join Tim, NutZach, CD and HuffDaddy for this week's barrel of chuckles, basket of blasphemy, and satchel of sarcasm. You won't want to miss these gems:

- What actor would play you in a movie?
- Hasselhoff vs. Astley: whose video is worse?
- Special discovery: The Hoff stole from the Village People
- This or thats..and a bunch of 'em
- HuffDaddy's childhood stories (drugs, sex, more drugs)
- Poo Monologues
- ...and some other goodies.

Salud!

Thanks, guys.

In this 75th episode of Turnip Soup, you'll join Tim, CD, NutZach, HuffDaddy and Redneck James for the usual assortment of hilarity, insight and amusement.

Join the gang as they bounce around:

- James buys a house
- HuffDaddy gets hit on by Chargers' Girls
- Man drinks and drives all the time in New Mexico
- Nigerian man with 80+ wives, 170+ kids told to knock it off
- Talk Smack Trivia (with a twist!)
- Where were you on 9/11?
- Poo Monologues
- ...and more.

Enjoy, amigos.

Are you ready to experience extreme savings?

That's right, after work prevented us from doing a show last week, we're back on the wagon with just over two hours of slap-happy sophomorism. Join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach and HuffDaddy for your favorite show about everything and nothing at the exact same time. Topics include:

- The Farting Preacher 2; funniest thing ever
- Poo Monologues
- Bryan meets Batman in Hollywood
- HuffDaddy and NutZach's escapade at the Radiohead concert
- Parker's "moving" trip to Korea
- ...and a Name That Artist segment that really rocks the hizouse.

Salud.

We're baaaaaack!

Now that CD and Tim are finished mountain biking in Mammoth, and NutZach is finished serving the country, the TS gang is back in the house. Parker's abroad on business, but Huff Daddy rounds out the crew to bring you an action-packed show.

Huff Daddy and NutZach take over show intros
Mountain Dew: does it shrink your jewels?
You just got rick rolled!
The funniest voicemail line in history
Why are female Olympians paid less than males? We'll tell you why!
Poo Monologues
Name that Artist
...and one oodles more.

Sweet. No video this week, but only because we're too busy editing up the Mammoth footage. Hang tight for
more next week.

Damn it, Brett! You hijacked our show!

In the 72nd episode of Turnip Soup, you'll be spending some time with Tim, Parker, CD, and Huff Daddy while they do their first show in the House That Huff Daddy Built. NutZach's off serving the country, so the rest of the crew is left to serve you up a dish of delicious disarray, dung and disenfranchisement.

- Why Brett Favre has lost the respect of everyone on the planet
- How guys and chicks just can't really be friends. Really.
- Why chicks and gay guys are such good buddies
- The world's hardest Talk Smack Trivia game
- Huff Daddy's "Name That Artist" run, Round 2
- Poo Monologues
- ...and a ton in between.

Enjoy.

Holy Cow. Eight people in the studio?!

That's right, the TS Gang is not only all together to provide you with this week's show, but they've also got more guests hanging out for the fun of it. Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Redneck James as they run through a week's worth of banter, noise, laughter and general hodgepodgery.

- Pete makes his first appearance since episode 12!
- Tim returns from Houston, loves it, hates it.
- Sink 'em and Drink 'em; late Vegas guys, Parker the Arm Wrestler
- Huff Daddy's pullover experience
- This or thats
- Tim's airplane observation rant
- What would you wear for the rest of your life?
- Anti-theme songs; what song is your anti-song?
- Huff Daddy's turn at the Name That Artist segment
- ...and a guarantee that there's more.

Enjoy.

Oh my. That's bad.

Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach and HuffDaddy for episode numero setenta! We're back in the shack of Bryan and Zach, bringin' a podcast attack, with a pound of beans in a sack. Just when you thought this show was all about laughing and having fun, the guys dive into topics like these:

- Batman sounds like the Cable Guy. Or not.
- Is Big Bird a murderer?
- This or thats (and some good ones, this week)
- Zach's tree-hugger status
- Tim's embarrassing story of the week
- Name That Artist
- ..and a truckload more.

Word to your mom. And if she's not there, hit your dad up.

Can you guess why episode 69 is special?

That's right - we've got Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, Huff Daddy and Moondoggie in the house for an eventful couple of hours, with spot appearances by Pearl and SV.

There's a ton of laughter this week, including topics:

- Another dude runs out of gas
- Parker gets a haircut, betrays his loyalties
- More Poo Monologues
- Tomatoes are safe
- A pizza parlor robbery...by the clerk's parents
- This or That
- Name That Artist
- ..and much, much more.

Enjoy. Tell your friends. Be awesome.

Give me a T! Give me an urnip Soup!

Well, we're back in the swing of things now. Join Tim, Parker, CD, NutZach, and Ashley as they welcome Moondoggie (Kevin) to his first show. It's taken us a week to recover from Episode 67, but progress has been good. You don't want to miss this week's goodies, including:

- Tim runs out of gas (most embarrassing story this week)
- Tim crosses the jumper cables (most embarrassing story ever)
- Tales of speeding tickets; why is the chick the only one who never gets out of 'em?
- NutZach does pilates
- More Poo Monologue entries, and the announcement of poomonologues.com
- Name That Artist

Rock the house.

Happy Birthday, America!

The TS crew is back this week to bring your Turnip Soup-Free month to an end. That's right, after a major technical disaster (read: divine intervention) took episode 66 away from us, we assembled the troops and took the weekend by storm. It's Independence Day weekend, and we can't think of a better way to start three days off than with a little TS in Tim J.'s backyard.  Join Tim, Parker, Huff Daddy, NutZach, Bryan and Deb for some awesomeness:

- Bryan's new nickname (any guesses?)
- CD's Navy Duty, and how appreciative we are for his service
- Name that teenage girl song, Bryan
- Who's the best roommate?
- ...and a bunch more.

Word.

We're back!

After a week off, the TS guys are stoked to bring you a new episode, and nearly two hours of fun. Back (by popular demand) is Huff Daddy, and he joins Tim, NutZach, BM and Parker for a roller coaster of topics.

Grab a brew and sit back while the guys cover:

- Bryan's special request for a new nickname
- The US Open, our hot dog serving skills
- Another batch of "This or That"
- Zach's family reunion
- Stay at home dads
- The largest collection of toilet text messages
- ...and quite a bit more.

Thanks for listening. Be sure to submit your ideas for Bryan's new nickname to turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com

Halt!

The Turnip Soup core four has readied up another dish for your enjoyment. That's right, join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for the 64th entry in this competition of sarcasm, hilarity and blasphemy.

- Bryan listens to Shakira, denies it
- How to properly perform a citizens arrest
- Listener email, dating advice
- How dating is like every sport on earth
- "This or That"
- A few random news stories
- ...and a collection of things too random to list here.

Enjoy the show. Breakfast burritos.

Holla!

The TS crew is back to bring you this 63rd episode (in the series that persists like a bad rash). Everyone's back from Big Bear, and with a few workdays under their belt, a sense of normalcy approaches. Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Parker for a rip-roaring slamfest that bounces, skips and careens all over your iPod.

- "How not to do an intro"
- Big Bear (TS62) trip recap
- Listener emails
- The name of Parker's hockey team, and what it should be
- How video games are like real life
- Who owns what sport (macho comparison)
- More potty time text messages
- The broken commode on the Space Station
- ...and a bunch more.

Word.

Straight from Big Bear Lake!

So Tim, BM and NutZach spent the Memorial Day weekend riding their mountain bikes around the Big Bear area..and they brought the girls with them! Listen in while Jackie, Natalie and Ashley hop into the fray this week, straight from the cabin in beautiful Big Bear, CA.

- Paper vs. plastic
- BM drops the wine, entire town shuts down
- Just how hickabilly is Big Bear?
- Riding update, tales of spills
- Tim's daughter shuts down the power, kills show for fifteen minutes
- Professional sports team anthems
- Gin and Juice
- ...and an unruly game of Talk Smack Trivia.

Salud!

Karaoke? Who needs karaoke?

It's time for another serving of Turnip Soup, and Tim, BM, NutZach, Parker and Redneck James are in the kitchen. Join the guys as they saunter through the world of wonderment, and hit on things like:

- The art of stealing an ATM
- Taco Trucks: "The Great Roach Coach Debacle"
- Girl sells 17,328 Girl Scout cookies, still can't afford a pony
- 10-year-old kid kicks ass in college
- When there are no seats, grab the airplane bathroom
- How to survive a shark attack
- Alien sightings; Britain is loaded with UFOs
- The Jedi Church, and its clash with Vader
- "I hear the fan," and Tim's idiocy
- ...and the "Name That Artist" game to end all games

Live long, and prospect.

There are no cupcakes on the Pain Train.

It's episode 60 time, and Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, DD and Ashley (SV) are in the house turning on lights, pulling down the covers and generally serving up your weekly dose of hilarity. Mrs. Diaz made Turnip Soup cupcakes (don't miss the show video at turnipnetwork.com), and the mood is awesome as the group covers:

- Pet cleaning tips (read: dig at Tim's hairy clothes)
- Cell phone answering at work, including the now-famous meeting clip
- Non-stick chewing gum is on the rise
- Stripping rugby players
- Slummy tours in Rio de Janeiro
- Maids sleeping with up and coming young men
- Lying to the police is bad
- Scooping your way out of prison (mud walls help)
- Dog poop ruins your trip to the aquarium
- ...and a whole lot more.

Cheers.

Holy smokes.

The TS guys are back - bigger, badder and frost-brewed for that refreshing taste that just doesn't stop. Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker are joined by HuffDaddy for his first show, and the topics are like ketchup on a newspaper: awesome.

- Chilean towns give out free Viagra
- Text messaging can catch burglars
- The people of Lesbos are straight, and unhappy
- Does your truck have nads? Take 'em off, maybe..
- Ask her to prom, show your butt to do so
- Explain the urban dictionary phrase
- True or false? Guess what snopes says..
- ...and a bunch more.

Cheers.

Ouuuuucccchhhh!

That's right, folks, the TS gang is back and better than ever. This week, join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach and Redneck James for almost two hours of fun - including one of the hardest laugh sessions in the history of the show.

You don't want to miss great topics like:

- Church that holds service in a bar
- Japanese high school pitcher gives up 66 runs in 1 1/3 innings
- How to commit seppuku
- The 'Drink 'em and Sink 'em' recap
- Mascot tackling
- Some awesome Napoleon Dynamite jazz
- Another round of 'Name That Artist'
- ...and more.

Booyall.

The rumors are true. In this week's serving of Turnip Soup, Tim is joined by BM and Jackie for a very serious conversation: Dungeons and Dragons. That's right, it turns out that Tim played D&D in high school, and he bares it all during the show. Don't miss hearing Bryan's eyes roll up into his head, and Jackie's delightful laughter as Tim's inner nerd comes up for air. But don't let that deter you, as the three of them do an excellent job of bringing us a show complete with several other rip-roaring, ear-splitting, pant-splitting topics (including): - Great work cliches - Fascinating D&D stories - Carmen San Diego - A new ode to Parker's nose - Songs featuring T-Pain - A few exciting Academy stories - Details about this week's walk for Leo - and much, much more. Rock.

He's the one that makes you feel alright. The guys are back with a super full house, a topics list that won't quit, and more laughs than Carter has liver pills. That's right - get ready to join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, DD and Mrs. Diaz for another loaded episode of TS. Including: - Zach's birthday - Birthday cards: how long do you keep them? - Appropriate gifts: what's funny? - Mrs. Diaz with sports - Dr. Feelgood: representing the MLB in drug use cases - Golf announcers, and how awesome they are - Strange in-show phone calls - Our first game of "Name that Artist" - Upcoming Turnip Soup events - ...and a bunch more. Enjoy, Turnip Soup Mafia members. We love doing this even more than you love listening to us do this.

It's week two of awesome month. Redneck James is back, and he joins Parker, BM and Tim for an excellentish evening of fun, gamesmanship and general tomfoolery. NutZach is supporting the San Diego Padres, but the band plays on. You don't want to miss any of the following: - Man raped by wombat; learns Australian - Marmots, wombats, and the English link - Chair Force speak - "Bring the rain" - The origin of everything, "Back in the medieval days.." - Professor Bryan - April Fools jokes - Long shirt sleeves - Dining with midget co-workers - Women break jeeps - Mrs. Diaz, and the hawk attack Enjoy the show, friends. EMAIL US: turnipsoup@turnipnetwork.com or CALL OUR VOICEMAIL: 619 / 377-0549

We are SO glad to be back. The original four join up to bring you the first show in two weeks. Join Tim, Parker, BM, and NutZach for an absolutely fantastical time, an unrelenting amount of relevant discussion, and oodles of noodles, poodles and toaster strudels. Tim and Parker were off in New York for the last two weeks, so the show took a short break. Now that the break's over, it's down to business. Listen in for: - T&P's New York recap - The hamster dance - Parker's eating habits - The wonderment of Purrell - Time at the Academy - The fall of Governor Spitzer - What bowling in Chile must be like - ..and even more Tell a friend, and we promise to treat them well.