Scary!

This week's Turnip Soup show is very spooky. Just talking about this week's show could bring about demonic intervention. Look out behind you!

Join Tim, Parker, Bryan, Sarah and NutZach for a trip through their scariest memories. Ouija boards, haunted hotels, possessed beatboxing...it's all here.

Thanks for listening and spreading the word. Call the voicemail at 407-5TURNIP!

Calm down...

It's time for Turnip Soup, and it's the 116th show. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach and Sarah for this week's trip through the world of wonder.

If you love the show, you'll love this one...and because we're short on time, we're skipping on detailed show notes. So go listen.

Cheers.

No, really.

Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Sarah for Turnip Soup episode 115 - the show featuring the world's worst sound. It always comes from the last place you'd expect it...except in this case, where it comes from exactly where you'd expect.

We've got news stories abound, a recap of trips to Minnesota, and a quick refresher of our fabled Poo Monologues.

Enjoy.

Peeeewwwweee!

It's time to welcome another TS virgin. That's right, it's Aaron's maiden voyage on the Turnip Soup show.

Parker has an embarrassing encounter with a couch cushion, and some P90X ambition. The rest of the crew have almost two hours of nonsense, all of which is absolutely the funniest you've ever heard. Ever.

We're weak on the show notes this week, so we're weak on the show notes. Sue us. Just listen, kick back and enjoy.

Can those drinks!

We're not drinking at all this week. Weird, but kinda fun...in a purely "remember everything tomorrow, don't slur your words and make semi-intelligible jokes" kinda way.

Don't miss out as the group invents Harry Potter TV shows to replace the waning series. They're talking abotu House, death panels, big feet, and generating power for your personal electronics. The Bud Light commercials and personal introduction songs are on the menu this week, just as samurai swords are chopping off hands during break-ins.

Cougar cruises, piracy and crazy lawsuits...they're all on the docket.

Whattya think? Should we go booze-free more often? Give us a call: 407-5TURNIP and speak your mind. Cheers, and keep spreading the word.

Pop!

You might think that this show is tame. You might think that we don't have enough to talk about to really fire up the airwaves. Just ask the breakers in Zach's place.

Join Tim, BM, Sarah, Jackie and Michelle as they welcome Asian Tim to his first show...and the crew gets so into it, they blow out the power in Zach's house.

The topics are all over the map again this week...but it's guaranteed to be a great show. With only two cursing edits, we almost set a show record. Keep spreading the word, and thanks for listening.

Balalala...click!

This week's episode of Turnip Soup is officially in the house. You won't want to miss most of this goodness...

...especially when we give you instructions on how to speak Canadian.

Join Tim, Parker, Sarah, NutZach and BM for a wide, wide variety of topics and a boatload of laughter.

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It's true!

Join the whole crew for an absolute laugh stock, in this week's show. We bring back the rap intro, manslaughter, and monster trucks.

Tim admits dumping episode 109 because of a technical error, they talk spankings, football innuendos, weddings, hairiness, nakedness, lottery winnings, shooting incidents among football players, fatness, and SATs.

Don't miss a beat, get the TS word on the street.

La la la la!

It's the 108th episode of Turnip Soup, which means...you guessed it: absolutely nothing.

Join the crew as they chat about medicinal marijuana, Redneck James' new son (Ryker!), Bryan's texting, and a whole slew of intermediary explicitry.

Just when you thought things were done, you end up in the midst of a sing along. It's not your usual sing along, though, so standby to standby.

Enjoy. And tell your friends.

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Rawr!

It's 107 time. Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for another episode that will make you question your life's purpose.

This time around, we're hitting things like betting at the races, the walk of shame, cougars in Del Mar, holding your nose while swimming, movie reviews, Chuck Norris jokes, camping, tug of war, Comic-Con, Falcor, bluetooth, manslaughter, texting while driving...and a whole bunch more.

Thanks to Zach for picking up the show notes - again. And thanks to all of you who keep calling in. You're making this roll.